Friday, August 21, 2009

Inglourious Basterds review

Quentin Tarantino's "Inglourious Basterds" may be his greatest moment. Here is not the film advertised, nor the 'men-on-a-mission' film he spoke of for years. Instead we have a novel like World War II set masterpiece that methodically and skillfully brings together three forces and places them together for what I felt was one of the most gratuitously violent, surprising and rousing climax's I've seen in recent cinema memory. It's the kind of fever dream, rage filled thought any and everyone would have... but real and brilliant.

Of course before we reach that moment we are allowed tons and tons of time to really get to know these three forces. First and foremost is the Third Reich, more importantly Col. Hans Lando played by Christoph Waltz whom won best actor had the Cannes film festival this year for this character. Waltz' nickname is 'the Jew hunter' and in the somewhat Leone styled opening scene of the film you gather why. He grins pleasantly almost every second he's on screen, which makes the few times he's not smiling much more tense as it's obvious the wheels are turning quicker thus making him more of a surprising threat. Waltz is also a very convincing man. He does on several occasions use mean other than violence for retrieving the information he had mean dispatched to collect. He crosses paths during the beginning of the Nazi's occupation of France with a then 18-year old Jewish girl Shosanna Dreyfus played in perfection by french actress Mélanie Laurent.

Four years later she is running her now dead aunt and uncle's small theater with her lover Marcel. She unwilling becomes tangled up with the inner Nazi propaganda circle which leads to what some would consider the worst thing imaginable being done in their cinema, but for Shosanna it's simply a case of the right people in the right place at the right time. And within the realms of Nazi revenge we meet Lt. Aldo Raine and his group of Jewish-American soldiers, a group that has been operating in France for years and become known through a certain urban legend like quality. The Basterds. Brad Pitt controls this character in such a way that can only be considered as memorable. He never goes too far, but never leaves you wanting more out of him. Raine is a somewhat deranged Tennessee redneck that loves the idea of putting Nazi's through as much hell as possible. Perhaps even worse is Sgt. Donnie Donowitz known as 'the bear Jew' who is given a cinematic entrance fit for a king. Spoken of as a 'golum' that beats Hitler's boys to death with a club and walking out of a dark tunnel to the sounds of Ennio Morricone's "Le Resa". That coupled with his heavy Boston accent and attention to never going too far shows that Eli Roth has now made a successful leap into character acting.

I feel I've said too much of plot points so I must now digress from introductions and speak of why this is a masterpiece. Because here is Tarantino doing what he does best, breaking the rules. War films, almost all go by a certain set of unbreakable and often unbend-able rules. Tarantino's thought? If it's plausible then it's historically correct. And there nothing wrong with that from my end. In addition to that is he still displays everything we love about his films, plus a little more. His revolutionary dialogue scenes which belong in the annals of history with Robert Altman's work on that matter are here. His love of movie-violence is here, although it's not nearly as violence filled as you would think, which makes the points in it is violent much stronger. His love of cinema is here. Even if you don't get all the references and lifts from others films right away, you might catch it on the second or third viewing which has always made his films so great to re-watch. And finally his love of characters.

Every one of these characters are larger than life, memorable and are always interesting. To a certain extent it feels like you might be able to crack open a history book and read about Lt. Raine and his homicidal posse in France during the second great war. Or read about Col. Lando's career online for a project. These characters are fleshed out in such a way where they almost feel alive. The look of this film is another big draw. The 35mm look and the lightening by DP Robert Richardson whose work with Oliver Stone still stands to me as some of the best cinema photography I've ever seen, nails the contrasts and expands the beauty that is to be seen in characters like Shosanna on the night of the premiere or Diana Kruger's introduction as German actress/British spy Brigette Von Hammersmark. And of course what would a Tarantino film be without a few of cameos... although we need not look for some of them, but you should listen.

By the time the film was over all I wanted to do was watch it again. It's a cinematic experience the likes of which you may never see again. It's outlandish, hilarious, beautiful and pure genius. This IS now the film to beat in my book on a lot of levels. Whatever you do you CANNOT miss this film.

"Inglourious Basterds" **** out of ****

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Sly Stallone's "The Expendables" has locked yet another badass


It has reached a point where when I hear casting additions for Sylvester Stallone's mega-merc action flick "The Expendables" I just think of what other badass actor or actress could be brought on for a cameo. Now Stallone has recruited Bruce Willis to play Mr. Church, the man who hires the group of mercenaries in the first place. Arnold Schwarzenegger will play a retired Lt. General as well.
The cast list is really like a wish list of awesome action stars of today and yesterday. You've got Stallone, Jet Li, Jason Statham, Steve Austin, Mickey Rourke, Randy Couture, Eric Roberts, Dolph Lungren, Giselle Itie, Brittany Murphy and Terry Crews. I'll admit it sucked losing Forrest Whittaker and Ben Kingsley, but this is still a really sweet as hell group. But could it be cooler?
How about Kurt Russell? What about a Van Damme scene, huh? Maybe some Antonio Banderas action? Or the godfather of badassery, the man with no name, Dirty Harry himself Mr. Clint Eastwood. Pipe dreams yes... but perhaps... for a sequel maybe... what do you think?

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Great Eli Roth interview courtesy of AICN's Mr. Beaks


With the release of Quentin Tarantino's "Inglourious Basterds" finally, FINALLY almost here it's been a great rush of push and great reviews for the multi-layered, WWII, western, action, history changing, jew revenge fantasy of a film. Mr. Beaks had a really astounding interview with 'the Bear Jew' actor, writer and director Eli Roth.

It's a long and really in depth interview about the character, his friendship with QT and the way his career is currently set up.

www.aintitcool.com/node/42082

Enjoy.

Sunday, August 16, 2009

Ponyo review

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Legendary Japanese animation writer-director Hayao Miyazaki is great at taking viewers through his very wildly imaginative worlds, "Ponyo" is no exception to that. "Ponyo" tells the story of a magical gold fish that is saved by a young boy named Sosuke and then wants to become a human. Her evil or highly over protective father (how ever you choose to view it) Fujimoto voiced by Liam Neeson attempts in various ways to prevent this from happening. Ponyo's mother voiced by Cate Blanchett feels differently and thus wants to give Sosuke a chance to prove he really loves Ponyo which in turn would allow her to become a human.

Lovely and exceedingly cute throughout however I can't bring myself to love "Ponyo" as I did "Spirited Away" and a few other Miyazaki works (I'm a sucker for "Kiki's Delivery Service" actually). The voice acting is great, I loved Tiny Fey voiced Sosuke's rather tough mother Lisa who works for an old folks home and has driving skills in extremely bad weather that rival anyone on Earth. And many of the other supporting work done here is terrific as well. Visually the film feels different yet familiar which is something I always like, but overall the whole picture left me a bit empty.

Perhaps it's just the simplicity of it being about love or the particular way they chose to look at it. In any case it's not a real flaw of flaws, it's a great way to teach children about love and show them a very different type of animated film then they've been seeing in theaters in recent years. If I were a parent I'd drive out of my way to show my kid something this nice and creative. At the same time older kids may feel the same way I did. I'd find it hard press not to like it at all, for that you'd have to lack soul or something. But all it's sweetness can't make it great.

"Ponyo" *** out of ****

Saturday, August 15, 2009

District 9 review

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One of the most difficult feats for any filmmaker in the science fiction or fantasy genre is to create a world or situation or something that makes an audience care. I'm not just talking about being entertained for a couple of hours, I'm talking about invoking an emotional response from the things we are shown. Even harder is for that to happen in an action setting. However after four Academy Award winning fantasy films, Peter Jackson is a name in which inspires confidence with such a challenge and writer-director Neil Blomkamp has made one of the best directorial debuts since Zack Snyder.

"District 9" is a science fiction film that has brains, balls and everything in between. It's an amazing and visionary film that does live up to all it's hype and yet delivers something much less identified from it's trailers. This film is about how we as human beings would REALLY act towards an alien life form coming to our planet and staying here and they were particularly hostile. There would be prejudice, some violence everything that we have would spill over into there new lives. Then the government steps in and finds away to "legally" make them do what they want done. The first half of the film is set like a documentary with interviews from South African professors, scientists, citizens and people in mid-level positions in Alien Affairs offices that new our main character Wikus Van De Merwe played by a very unknown actor who is making his own debut here Sharlto Copley. Sharlto should be getting a lot more work after this, his shinning and enduring performance is moving, strong and truthful. Here is a real guy who's life is slowly coming to an end due to an accident in D-9 with a mysterious chemical. His father in law is also his boss at MNU and someone not to be trusted.

When we break out of the documentary format we are rewarded to sequence after sequence of strong action that's among some of the best CGI and action staging I've seen this year. Blomkamp got his start as an effects artist which would explain why the graphics on everything are so good. Beyond that some of these sequences are mind blowingly great. The final act is something out of science fiction dreams. "District 9" really delivers everything. So then why wouldn't someone like it? Well the same reason that someone would hate 'Blade Runner' because they don't understand why Roy Batty and the others need to live. The same reason someone would hate 'Children of Men' because what does one child mean in that kind of society. The point is that some people just can't or won't get it. Theres an emotional ping that they might not get or like and they want something more black and white. I love '300', but it's very black and white, a meathead express of a movie. "District 9" isn't that. In fact I've been trying since friday morning to compare it to one other film and the closest I've come to is this... if you took the action of 'Aliens' & 'Black Hawk Down' and some of the ideas of 'The Abyss' you might scratch the surface of 'District 9'.

I cannot stress how much you should see this film and I cannot tell you really how much I liked it. It's crazy thinking that I may love this film more than Quentin Tarantino's 'Inglorious Basterds' out next weekend (and I'm damned excited to finally see it). And it's crazy that here is a science fiction epic, made for only thirty million dollars is my favorite film of this year (thus far) and one of the top three sci-fi films I've seen in the 2000's.

"District 9" **** out of ****

Friday, August 14, 2009

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra review

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Perhaps this is the second most over the top film of 2009. And also the second most entertaining over the top film of 2009. Stephen Sommers loves the summer film season and loves to pull out all the stops just as other name action filmmakers do. The difference here with 'G.I. Joe...' is that here is a ridiculous, mentally challenged, mega picture that's shockingly fun and knows all these things. From the second Sienna Miller lands in the low cut Baroness costume and begins blowing away soldiers with sonic weaponry... this thing knows what it is. When we see elaborate under water bases, robotic suits and mini nukes that can eat away anything. Melting heads, SUV's with rocket launchers, voice activated jets.... I mean this whole film is like a kids play set.

It feels weird to say, but this is probably one of the most fun kid films you could see right now. They fill the screen with attractive young stars like Sienna Miller, Rachel Nichols and Channing Tatum and Joesph Gordon-Levitt (who is having a fantastic year) and couple them with hardcore veterans of just about every type of film of show know to man like Dennis Quaid, Christopher Eccleston, Ray Park, Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje and Arnold Vosloo. Not to mention a surprising and cool cameo by another Sommers film alumni. Actually I think whats so surprising about it is that I found said cameo cool. I wouldn't compare this to Sommers' 'The Mummy' or 'Van Helsing' either. No I would say this feels closer to the wild and ridiculously fun action, sci-fi horror ride that was 'Deep Rising'. Pure over the top genre fun.

The script by Stuart Beattie and David Elliot really plays into the gleeful silliness of it all. Does it make sense? Not particularly. I mean it does add up to something and it doesn't leave any real noticeable holes, but its so chaotic and ridiculous that you really couldn't tell upon first watch. 'G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra' doesn't over stay it's welcome with a running time of about 118 minutes and never has violence beyond basic PG-13 action violence. Explosions, gun fire, flipped cars, sword fighting etc. No hard cursing or sex beyond the basics... wow... it really is a kids film. But hey there's nothing wrong with that... is there?

"G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra" *** out of ****

Funny People review

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In a rather short time writer, director, producer Judd Apatow has fixed years of bland comedy releasing and spawned a new era in the genre. Bringing fourth the likes of Seth Rogen, Jonah Hill, Evan Goldberg and many others to the limelight so we could see just how funny some rather unfunny events could be. The concept of 'The 40-Year-Old Virgin' is quite a sad thing, yet what Apatow did was turn it into something lovely, true, wild and hilarious. 'Knocked Up' about the creation of a child from a one night stand. Nothing about that by real world standards is funny, yet again though we were proven wrong. And now with 'Funny People' a story about life, the possibility of death and stand up comedians he has made a mature and tearfully funny addition to his collection.

One of the first noticeable things is Adam Sandler's effortless performance as George Simmons, superstar comedian with a rare form of cancer. Instead of the film becoming a 'how-do-I-fix-my-life' kind of film involving him lamenting the whole picture because of his misdeeds, we see a more realistic look at things. Simmons is a funny guy, but not a nice guy in a lot of ways when it comes down to dealing with all that's on his plate. Seth Rogen's Ira Wright is almost a direct take from Apatow's own career as a comedy writer for 'The Ben Stiller show', 'The Larry Sanders show' and 'Freaks and Geeks'. Ira's smart, but lacks any form of confidence which holds him back personally and professionally. It's really only out of blind luck and a bit of balls that he lands the job writing for the dying comedian.

This job leads him down several roads including getting involved with George's attempts to get back with an old flame played perfectly by Apatow's wife Leslie Mann. She's now married and has kids (played by their own two daughters who are quickly mastering comedic timing). Eric Bana plays her cheating, Australian business man husband. This piece of the film is one built more out of drama then humor as it need be, but not without quite a number of funny moments.

The whole film is at it's core though is a love letter to comedians. I mean he loves these guys a lot and wants the world to know it. He also has assembled one of the best casts of 2009 for this thing and knows how to let them loose. I will say it's 139 minute running time it does feel a bit padded however it's never boring nor cheesy. In a lot of ways it feels like the perfect mesh of Judd Apatow, Adam Sandler and a Paul Thomas Anderson picture ( a mesh I would kill to see be made one day). Despite how well some of the other very impressive looking comedies coming along with year may be like the Coen brothers' 'A Serious Man', Steven Soderbergh's 'The Informant' and Ricky Gervias's 'The Invention of Lying', 'Funny People' will remain a great comedy and character piece of 2009.

"Funny People" **** out of ****

Reviews from the beginning of summer

Before I spank out my first official new review on here I'd like to post small pieces of some of the films I've reviewed this summer so far. I won't post the whole sha-bang, but just a little snippet and it's rating. Enjoy.

"X-Men Origins: Wolverine" * 1/2 out of ****
"This movie sucks. Pure and simple. I don't feel like I have to go on a long drawn out sequence of things telling you just HOW bad it is, but rest assured it's bad. It's bad because FOX didn't use it's money wisely. It's bad because they cut the film to ribbons and crafted a boring, insipid and unimpressive screenplay."

"Star Trek" **** out of ****
" More fun then any recent sci-fi films and by far one of the best sci-fi adventure films made in modern times. 'Star Trek' is the summer film to beat at this point and is actually the best film I've seen all year thus far."

"Next Day Air" ** 1/2 out of ****
"All the good dialogue is there and the story adds up in the end, but a certain pop and wow level is missing and that’s a key element. That’s why I can’t bring myself to like it all the way."

"Angels & Demons" *** out of ****
"Why this is better than ‘The Da Vinci Code’ is partly because you knew you were about to get a 144 minute noggin jog in after the first film, but also because it was spiced up enough with bits of intrigue and a decent level of suspense that works on a pretty consistent level."

"Terminator Salvation" * 1/2 out of ****
"“Terminator Salvationisn’t even really a movie where potential shines through like with ‘Babylon A.D.’, where you could tell there was a much greater and wider story there, but someone squished it. Here the story goes nowhere and nowhere fast and it can't relay on action because even that is weak and dull."

"Drag Me to Hell" **** out of ****
"...it's obvious Raimi's been watching horror films and it's obvious he's not a big fan of a lot of the new stuff, so he says f**k it and packs 'Drag Me to Hell' with actual jumps, loud bangs and crashes and a couple of truly 'Three Stooges' inspired fight sequences that'll really get you going."

"The Hangover" *** 1/2 out of ****
"About two weeks ago I saw 'The Hangover' and can say now more than ever that it is indeed Phillips' best work to date. It loads up several of the things I loved in 'Old School' and adds clever set ups and great dialogue to deliver successful laugh after successful laugh."

"The Taking of Pelham 123" *** out of ****
"Scott's version of the 70's thriller adds a lot of his trademark style while never forgetting about the characters. "

"Year One" * 1/2 out of ****
"Jack Black and Michael Cera play basically themselves but in lackluster costumes and go through several poo, fart and pee jokes that range from mildly funny and disgusting to just flat out stupid and boring"

"Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" *** out of ****
"It’s huge, loud, has a slight learning disability, somewhat racist and never lets up from Bay’s heavy action sense. In short it’s “Bad Boys II” with less cursing and more robots. So I left the theater a happy camper."

"Public Enemies" **** out of ****
"I do love 'Public Enemies' enough to say it's one of my favorite crime films of the 2000's..."

"Bruno" *** 1/2 out of ****
"I will say that Cohen is a brave and possibly insane man. A bizarre genius that will go further than any comedian you will ever see. He wants to show you some of the gritty things that go down everyday and YES they are gritty..."

"Moon" *** 1/2 out of ****
"Rockwell's performance is among the absolute best of this years and of his entire career."

"Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince" *** out of ****
"Stronger than the last, but doesn't live up to be anything more than how it looked. It's a Harry Potter film with lots of story, dozens of creative characters, evil, good, magic and just enough impressive set designing and acting to make it all look and feel real, while still lacking any emotional attachments."

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Welcome friends and strangers. Probably more of one or the other at the moment, but with any luck things will even out. The purpose of this new posting platform is for all things film that I love. If you're familar with my Serial McKiller work on www.myspace.com/verbalkint or www.horror-fanatics.com then hopefully you'll enjoy my Ico Calminski series. I will try to keep this updated often with reviews and interesting film news and things of that nature. As well as my own rantings and fleeting thoughts of echos with cinema history. But really I want readers to learn and enjoy. I'm not out to piss people off, but just to share my thoughts and hopefully get people seeing some films that are engrossing, entertaining and actually worth admission price.

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